Foot Patrol

Years ago, the Yellow Pages produced an ingenious little advertising slogan: Let your fingers do the walking.

Great concept. Rather catchy phrase. And there actually was a little jingle to make said phrase sorta singsongy. (Let your fingers do the walking through the Yellow Pages.)

Like I said. Great concept. And it's a valuable little tool much of the time. Sometimes, however, one's tasks are best solved by putting soles to pavement.

Cue the top-siders.

'nough said.

Tired.

Sleepy.

Calling it a night.